Advice Doctor
Agatha Christie: What do you need Doctor?  The Doctor: Salt! I was miming salt! I need salt! I need something salty!   [Donna grabs a bag from the counter]  Donna Noble: What about this?  The Doctor: What is it?  Donna Noble: Salt!  The Doctor: That’s too salty!  Donna Noble: Oh, that’s too salty!
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Agatha Christie: What do you need Doctor?
The Doctor: Salt! I was miming salt! I need salt! I need something salty!
[Donna grabs a bag from the counter]
Donna Noble: What about this?
The Doctor: What is it?
Donna Noble: Salt!
The Doctor: That’s too salty!
Donna Noble: Oh, that’s too salty!

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The Doctor: [Putting on River’s Vortex Manipulator] Rubbish way to time travel, but the universe is tiny now, we’ll be fine.
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The Doctor: [Putting on River’s Vortex Manipulator] Rubbish way to time travel, but the universe is tiny now, we’ll be fine.

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Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks “this could be a little more sonic”?
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Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks “this could be a little more sonic”?

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The Doctor: If you don’t stop wallowing in self-pity, I’ll bite your nose.
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The Doctor: If you don’t stop wallowing in self-pity, I’ll bite your nose.

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The Doctor: Use my special technique: eyes open, mouth shut.
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The Doctor: Use my special technique: eyes open, mouth shut.

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You snogged Madame de Pompadour while Rose was just on the other side of that fireplace? You big slut! Good for you!
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You snogged Madame de Pompadour while Rose was just on the other side of that fireplace? You big slut! Good for you!

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I have a fully equipped warship in my pants.
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I have a fully equipped warship in my pants.

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The Doctor: Bad laws are made to be broken!
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The Doctor: Bad laws are made to be broken!

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I need to see your space junk.
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I need to see your space junk.

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The Doctor: There are some corners of the universe which have  bred the most terrible things. Things which act against everything we  believe in. They must be fought!

The Doctor: There are some corners of the universe which have bred the most terrible things. Things which act against everything we believe in. They must be fought!

Last of the Time Lords? Forever Alone.
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Ten is forever alone.

Last of the Time Lords? Forever Alone.

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Ten is forever alone.

Can’t decide whether the Doctor should live or die? Sing and dance around to the Scissors Sisters instead.
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Can’t decide whether the Doctor should live or die? Sing and dance around to the Scissors Sisters instead.

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The Doctor: We’re not just fighting the Flood; we’re fighting Time itself! AND I’M GONNA WIN!

The Doctor: We’re not just fighting the Flood; we’re fighting Time itself! AND I’M GONNA WIN!

Apples. They’re rubbish.
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Apples. They’re rubbish.

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